and baby makes five: The Weird Headed Show

Declan has been enjoying the PhotoBooth feature of my Mac. Here is something to tickle your funny bone:

Our Local Police Log

4:34 p.m. A resident reported a male yelling for help at Curve Street and Cranberry Hill Lane. Patrol investigated and found the yelling was done by a goat.
4:11 p.m. A suspicious wood pile reported in the woods near Evergreen Lane and Forest Park Drive checked okay.
11:57 a.m. Patrol investigated a report of baby strollers two abreast at Lowell and Curve Streets and had a negative find.
1:14 p.m. Patrol investigated a report of a turtle causing a traffic backup at Concord Street and Bingham Road and had a negative find.
2:43 p.m. Two 13-year-old boys came to the station from ball practice to make complaints about each other.
6:00 p.m. A Bellows Hill resident reported an emergency with her dog whose tongue was stuck between its teeth. The tongue was removed from the teeth.
11:12 p.m. A Hart Farm Road resident reported larceny. Two cleaning ladies were subsequently arrested for theft of cash.
7:01 p.m. Town Hall keys were borrowed and returned.
3:01 p.m. A Bedford Road resident reported a blinding light and was advised.
10:03 a.m. A River Road resident called to report being annoyed by a neighbors’ bees.
7:38 a.m. A Ledgeways Road resident requested the police to check their hot tub which might have been left on. It checked okay.
5:34 p.m. A Russell Street resident reported a dying duck. Patrol assisted the homeowners.
6:45 p.m. A Carlisle Pines Drive resident reported two cows in his front yard. The cows were returned to their own yard.

and baby makes five